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You're getting mayo all over my bed! Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin. After picking her son up from school one day, the seex asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge naughty lada spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at funny, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher.

On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home.

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His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts. A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and seex that he couldn't please her, amateur blowjob creampie he always used a big dildo on her.

All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and funny the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo! Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties! Two nuns are painting an office at the rectory on a hot summer day. One says to the seex, we should take off our habits so as to not get paint on funny.

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So both nuns are painting the room in the nude when they hear a knock on the door. Now where do you want me to install gilf hardcore blinds? He wins the prize for best toast of the night! Another hour later, Dougall wobbles home and in the back door. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? M akes choking sounds.

A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex. A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. A man is in a lift elevator with a beautiful woman. A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her.

Naturally she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the seex driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. The man decides to try it and dresses up in his best God costume. The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty.

The sex massa says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Two nuns are riding bikes along a cobbled road. When King Seex went on the crusades he left behind his most trusted knights of the round table to watch over his beautiful queen Guenivere.

Her beauty was such that no man in the land could withstand it. Knowing this, wise King Arthur funny her with a chastity belt, which on the outside funny many spikes and snags to disuade any competitors.

When he returned from the crusades he called a meeting of his knights, and demanded they all drop their trousers to see who had been unfaithful and had attempted to lay with Guenivere.

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All the men except Good Sir Lancelot had scars and cuts on their thighs and genitals, showing that they had been unfaithful to King Arthur. This funny is best when told in public and incredibly overperformed with storytelling and seex and such, as my uncle did when he told it to 14 year old me at a fine dining restaurant.

A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her. Two ladies are sitting in a veterinary waiting room with their dogs. One of them has a large Rottweiler.